Serbia is debating some constitutional changes. Following an article online about it Darko wrote these comments about Universal Laws:
1. LAW OF NORMALITY
Everybody looks normal until you get to know them.
1. LAW OF NORMALITY
Everybody looks normal until you get to know them.
2. AUDIBILITY LAW
If you feel nobody is listening to you, try farting.
3. YOU ARE SO SPECIAL LAW
Always keep in mind that you are so special. Like everybody else.
4. CREDIBILITY LAW
Do not check the depth of water with both legs.
5. LAW OF MISSING PARTS
Sex is like air. Not particularly important unless you cannot get it.
6. DUTY OF CARE LAW
Should you think that nobody could care less if you are dead or alive try not paying your bills.
7. LAW OF FALLS
If you do not succeed parachuting the first time then it is not for you.
8. LENDING MONEY LAW
If you lent 20 euros to somebody and never saw them again then that money was really well spent.
9. THE LAW OF PERVERSITY
Do not fret. It is only perverse the first time.
10. THE LAW OF DUPLICATION
The fastest way to double 1000 euros is to fold the wad of 1000 euros in half.
11. LAW OF WINNING ARGUMENTS WITH WOMEN
There are two major theories about this but both are defective.
12. LAW OF EXPERIENCE
This is something you will not get until you need it.
13. TIME VELOCITY LAW
Time does not have permanent velocity. Everything depends on which side of toilet door you find yourself.
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